You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fag
You: got
You: thats
You: what
You: u
Stranger: hi
You: are
You: damn
You: u interrupter
Stranger: hey r u crazy
You: maybe
Stranger: ur asl
Stranger: asl
You: 1352, ungendered, Brazil
Stranger: hehhheeeeeee
Stranger: :D
Stranger: just take a deep breath
Stranger: relax
You: *woosh*
Stranger: and now smile
Stranger: now tell me ur asl
You: 1352, ungendered, Brazil
You: think I am lying?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: tell the truth
You: you dont really trust people do yoU?
You: iste confidus Stranger
Stranger: i trust but 1st judge stranger people
You: okay I will tell the truth: 28590375290, F, France
You: the wine keeps me alive :)
Stranger: 28590375290
: D
You: yep
Stranger: it seems that wine keep u alive
You: yup
You: drink wine every second
You: even drinking i now
You: it*
Stranger: hey u have taken wine just before
Stranger: it seems?;)
You: yes
You: forever wine
Stranger: hey now tell me seriously ur age
Stranger: then joke?
You: 28590375290
Stranger: hey seriously
You: U mad?
You: okay, I am 2 years old
Stranger: no
Stranger: hey now ur also joking
You: ok, but i told while joking, watch
You: 28590375290
You: 28--03---90
You: born the 28th of march in 1990
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am 16 m
Stranger: aus
Stranger: do u have bf
You: austria or australia?
Stranger: australia
You: are you a kangaroo?
Stranger: no
You: damn
You: I like kangaroos
You: I want to fight a kangaroo
Stranger: do u have bf
You: do you have a kangaroo in your backyard?
Stranger: no
You: fuck it
Stranger: hey can u help me to make gf
You: do you have a kangaroo on your head?
Stranger: i didnt have till now
You: "make" a gf?
You: take clay
You: make face
You: DONE
Stranger: :?D
You: good suggestion for the nose :D
You: take a carrot
You: stick in clay
You: DONE
Stranger: :D
Stranger: hey realy ur funny
You: So, how 's ur Gf?
Stranger: not have till now
You: you didnt eat her nose, did you?
Stranger: no
You: you dont like carrots?
Stranger: no
You: kangaroos do
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how iz the pakce brazil
You: I have never beemn in Brazil
You: been*
Stranger: ???????????????????
You: I live in the Netherlands
You: U mad?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: r u there
You: yeah
Stranger: r u hot
You: Yeah
Stranger: ur tits size
You: I am male.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: :d
Stranger: :d
Stranger: :D
Stranger: :D
Stranger: :D
You: (.Y.)
You: me gusta
Stranger: u made me laugh a lot thanx
You: no problemo
Stranger: ok bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pokemans.
You: gotta catch tem all!
You: POOOKEEEMANS!
You: p
You: po
You: pok
You: poke
Stranger: ?/??
You: pokem
You: pokema
You: pokeman
You: pokemans
You: you interupted!
You: faggot
Stranger: who are you
You: a stranger
You: p
po
pok
You: p
You: po
You: pok
You: poke
You: pokem
You: pokema
You: pokeman
You: pokemans
You: w00
You: t
You: fuck yea
You: fuck yeah like a baws
Stranger: please talk
You: I am
Stranger: stop
You: I assume I am….
You: wutwutwut?
Stranger: you are sick
You: u gay?
You: stop talking in the mirror
You: and how do you know, you cant see me
Stranger: you guy
You: wut?
You: I told you to stop talking in the mirror
Stranger: 你说没用
Stranger: 哈哈
You: rainbowlanguagE?
Stranger: 你不懂吧
You: awesome.
You: spell “naruto” in rainbowlanguage
Stranger: 火影忍者
You: did you eat fukushima?
You: I think it might taste good with some spices…
You: FUCKushima
You: y u no disconnect
You: RAAAAINBOWWWS
You: i step away from te mic to puke rainbows
Stranger: ican’t understand
You: poke-your-mum
You: pokemon
Stranger: are you drunk
You: no
You: are you ugly?
Stranger: no
You: u sure?
You: really?
Stranger: beautiful
Stranger: i’m sure
You: I know that I am that, but what are you?
Stranger: but you must ugly
Stranger: lol
You: I already told you TWO times to stop talking in the mirror
Stranger: no use
You: use of what
You: alcohol?
Stranger: the way you talk is very impolitely
You: ”achievement unlocked”
Stranger: so do i
You: trollz0rs
Stranger: no ,i don’t drink
Stranger: ?
You: sure?
Stranger: certainly
You: sir
Stranger: i’m a good girl
You: you smell
You: like
You: shit
Stranger: you too
You: how do you know?
Stranger: stop talking in the mirror
You: *silence*
You: I dont have a mirror
Stranger: i can’t spell quickly
Stranger: because
You: u fail
Stranger: this is not my mother tongue
You: It isnt mine either
You: owned
You: I am fucking Dutch
Stranger: haha
Stranger: oh
Stranger: qie
You: pourquoi?
Stranger: 讨厌
Stranger: why
You: pourquoi tu ne parles pas anglais?
You: why dont you talk english
You: waarom praat je geen engels
Stranger: you ask me why?
You: yup
You: .
Stranger: haha
You: .
You: .
You: ..
You: …
You: …..
You: …..
You: ……
Stranger: it’s funny
You: ……
You: useless
Stranger: we speak english
Stranger: ok?
You: okay
You: most useless conversation ever
Stranger: are you a student
You: p
You: po
You: pok
You: poke
You: pokem
You: pokem
Stranger: yes
You: pokema
You: pokeman
You: pokemans
You: you fucking moron interrupter
You: I do High School
Stranger: there are so many fribble
You: fribbles?
You: wutwut
Stranger: can you speak something useful
You: if you press CTRL+W, I will
Stranger: you shit
Stranger: naughty
You: will you please disconnet
Stranger: disconnect
You: you disconnect
You: NOW
Stranger: can you spell right
You: or I will rape you
Stranger: you
You: I know where you live
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ?
You: this is fucking serious *not serious*
You: bye
You have disconnected.
